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“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“When the new bathroom scale calculates 13 key metrics… For other family members.”
“Covid-Ballooning-Again-Bouquet.”
“Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”
“Like a Day at the Fair without the corn dogs.”
“Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
“This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
“This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”
“We don’t need no stinking pool noodles.”
“Sturdy shoes, brimmed hat, moisture wicking layers – Nothing like the great indoors of donut shops. Tomorrow we hike the coffee canyons.”
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