January 13, 2021 Guess My Weight “When the new bathroom scale calculates 13 key metrics… For other family members.”
June 9, 2020 Germ Nation “Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”
March 5, 2020 Mrs. Pickler “Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
January 15, 2020 Processed Plus “This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
December 4, 2019 My Big Fat Wallet “This is me peddling away from your cringe-worthy ad. Sign me, Hefty & Healthy.”