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“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
“I’m on a fun run. Can we whine later?”
“No Mask? No malty balls.”
“Wait, you said just ten more – 20 more ago!”
“When the new bathroom scale calculates 13 key metrics… For other family members.”
“Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”
“Like a Day at the Fair without the corn dogs.”
“Pickleball Stages of Life: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced Icing & Hydrating.”
“This plant based meat has more fat & salt than my fries? Larry, get the ketchup.”
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