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“The Peloton got recalled, so I used your mountain bike for a double-scoop spin class.”
“These days, all I do is drink and pee. So, might as well re-do the bathroom.”
“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“Stop saying you’re overstuffed! I told you to order the XXL racing tee.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
“Exercise, drink more water, and reduce that screen time!”
“When you wake up at 2:15, go pee at 2:16, then stay up aggravating over stuff from 2017.”
“I woke up sluggish and irritable. Now I’m peppy and cranky.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
