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“Post-yoga matcha tea with a vegan brownie. I’m at one with the universe and baked goods.”
“Most people are bored at work. So I signed us up for chair yoga.”
“Stop saying you’re overstuffed! I told you to order the XXL racing tee.”
“We just hit 10,000 words on our talk.”
“Exercise, drink more water, and reduce that screen time!”
“When you wake up at 2:15, go pee at 2:16, then stay up aggravating over stuff from 2017.”
“I woke up sluggish and irritable. Now I’m peppy and cranky.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“At least walking didn’t go up in price.”
“There are rules. New members are needed. Hours, days, weekends. Yeah, Pickleball is our cult.”
