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“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“I woke up sluggish and irritable. Now I’m peppy and cranky.”
“The watch monitors my steps, heart rate, sleep, and hydration… Now, if I can only remember to put it on.”
“Some Golden Years! We’ve gone from big family to Big Pharma.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“It’s good meeting up to walk and talk in person.”
“Plant-based pot roast potstickers. Say that three times fast.”
“Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
“The Peloton got recalled, so I used your mountain bike for a double-scoop spin class.”
“These days, all I do is drink and pee. So, might as well re-do the bathroom.”
