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“When they say, Go! Run to the nearest vegan.”
“It doesn’t count as screen time if I’m walking.”
“I woke up sluggish and irritable. Now I’m peppy and cranky.”
“The watch monitors my steps, heart rate, sleep, and hydration… Now, if I can only remember to put it on.”
“Some Golden Years! We’ve gone from big family to Big Pharma.”
“My mantra is… Stop-Nagging-Me.”
“It’s good meeting up to walk and talk in person.”
“Plant-based pot roast potstickers. Say that three times fast.”
“Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
“The Peloton got recalled, so I used your mountain bike for a double-scoop spin class.”
