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“Oh, we’ll be wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.”
“I don’t think our evil eye pendants protect us from daily stupidity and incompetence. ”
“Shirley, we invented it. Coastal Grandma is trending on TikTok.”
“How can I be toxic? I’m wearing polka-dots.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“They’re oversized frames to fit my personality. What’s your motivation?”
“Channeling your inner Minnie Mouse?”
“Fashion Pollution is real; Buy less, shop your closet, but if you want to swap handbags, forget it.”
“Lulumon’s buying back used leggings. Between my yoga, running, and high rise shorts — I can finally retire!”
“How can skinny jeans be out of style? I just got three pairs on clearance.”
