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“Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day… and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”
“It’s officially a heatwave when Maxine’s lipstick melts off her face, onto her summer sleeveless shift, and trends on Instagram.”
“I’m a toter; that’s the core of my being.”
“Frankly, we don’t give a Shacket if you like them or not.”
“Just ’cause we wore wide-leg pants in the 70’s doesn’t mean it works in our 60’s.”
“OK, who said we can’t wear white after Labor Day? We’re kickin’ tush and taking names.”
“The mums are out, and I just got a pumpkin spice latte. That’s it; I’m going home to swap out summer sandals and add a cardigan.”
“Whelp, I don’t give a flying flip if we’re saggin’, draggin’, or jigglin’… Who’s with me?”
“I’m a hands-free, crossbody, fanny-packin’, sling baggin’ kinda gal.”
“Forget the Met Gala. I’ll tell you what’s hip and trending… cottage cheese.”
