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“Announcement. Shower. Invitation. Save the date for no thank you notes.”
“Listen, Mindy, Daddy, and I can only cover an engagement party or Springsteen tickets. Pick one!”
“OK, TikTok has a new way to store lettuce. This is what you meant by let’s spice things up?”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“I gifted myself because, frankly, your Valentine’s Day skills need work.”
“When your cousin in Cleveland sends you Florida oranges in Florida.”
“After years spent scrolling kids and grandkids’ photos… Pet Parents Unite!
“Look Rusty! My vaccination card is like your vaccine tag – Protecting others, as we protect ourselves.”
“What’s up with these modern parents? When they say, “Hey, buddy” or “The Kiddos” … 100% Gawful.”
“Hello. What kind of wine goes with remote work, online school, and nagging?”
