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“When your cousin in Cleveland sends you Florida oranges in Florida.”
“After years spent scrolling kids and grandkids’ photos… Pet Parents Unite!
“Look Rusty! My vaccination card is like your vaccine tag – Protecting others, as we protect ourselves.”
“What’s up with these modern parents? When they say, “Hey, buddy” or “The Kiddos” … 100% Gawful.”
“Hello. What kind of wine goes with remote work, online school, and nagging?”
“After you flipped all the pieces upward, found the edges & sorted by color… Your family helped by sliding the rest of the 573 pieces back in the box.”
“Hey TX Lt. Gov, this 70 year old grandma ain’t dying for the economy. Save that gem for your 70+ political peers.”
“Call a caterer and that cleaning service. Because we’re taking a break from our family’s royal duties
“Grandma’s got a Device-Free Dinner policy. Forget mom & dad; turn it off or call your lawyer.”
“My grand-kids are over-scheduled, micromanaged and tracked by parental control apps. Here’s a trust exercise: Less phone, more family dinners.”
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