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“When your co-Bee talks politics at work.”
“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
“Goes green by riding her bike to get coffee – Then puts plastic footprint in mouth with single use cup, straw, stirrer and two creamer thingies.”
“Here’s to eco-friendly $50.00 designer water bottles. We’re conspicuously sustainability-conscious, but broke.”
“These are eco-friendly bamboo straws. Think Gilligan’s Island meets CNN.”
“Your allergic sniffling & sneezing is bad enough. It’s the endless trail of wet tissues – that’s my tipping point.
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
“We’ll go with the balsamic, endive & radicchio. Because after 2040, no more salad on earth.”
“You’re always hollering about my donuts and that wholesome cereal has weedkiller.”
