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“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
“Goes green by riding her bike to get coffee – Then puts plastic footprint in mouth with single use cup, straw, stirrer and two creamer thingies.”
“Here’s to eco-friendly $50.00 designer water bottles. We’re conspicuously sustainability-conscious, but broke.”
“These are eco-friendly bamboo straws. Think Gilligan’s Island meets CNN.”
“Your allergic sniffling & sneezing is bad enough. It’s the endless trail of wet tissues – that’s my tipping point.
“Our dental floss could be toxic; right up there with air fresheners, flea & tick stuff, and maraschino cherries.”
“We’ll go with the balsamic, endive & radicchio. Because after 2040, no more salad on earth.”
“You’re always hollering about my donuts and that wholesome cereal has weedkiller.”
“California’s wildfires have been devastating; toxic smoke, toxic ash, and now toxic tweets.”
