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“Maxine acknowledges climate change when she learns lipstick has a melt point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit.”
“A penguin in a two-piece swimsuit in Antarctica. Hmmm, am I getting warmer?”
“Who needs a toxic gas stove when we can enjoy the great outdoors – and fine particle air pollution?
“When Maxine learned lipstick has a melting point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit, she finally believed in the global climate crisis.”
“Ordered back to the office full-time. Who knew my boss, Phyllis, was in cahoots with Big Oil.”
“Fashion Pollution is real; Buy less, shop your closet, but if you want to swap handbags, forget it.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“Nothing like a hand sanitizer recall in the middle of a pandemic. Now which U.S. retailers need their mouths washed out with soap for carrying toxic products?”
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