June 9, 2020 Germ Nation “Our phones have 25,127 bacteria per square inch. They’re ten times dirtier than toilet seats. Then there’s the TV remote, followed by your cousin’s coleslaw.”
June 7, 2020 We Honor You “Honoring all our Crisis Workers … Special shout-out to the Highlights for Children artists who draw hidden symbols so effortlessly.”
June 3, 2020 Delivered “The Karens seem more incensed with Voting By Mail, than stamping out racism.”
June 1, 2020 HR Training “Not a word of healing or unity. Can someone hand this guy a job description?”
May 28, 2020 The Fact Pack “Facts are so overrated. Prefer my daily barrage of dangerous distortion. It’s more upbeat”
May 26, 2020 Gene Pool “Ozark pool party proving Missouri really is the ‘Show Me’ state. Reckless behavior on full display.”
May 20, 2020 Pro-Faux “Ask your Doctor if reopening misinformation is for you; Symptoms may include political poppycock & second wave of woe.”