June 29, 2020 BlameGame “Blaming the spike on COVID-19 cases on young people? Where’s the blame for politicians who ignored COVID experts for months? Huh?”
June 28, 2020 End of Days “If this pandemic, politics & locusts aren’t enough… Costco is no longer selling half-sheet cakes.”
June 27, 2020 Bump Off “That airline took federal bailout money. Now they’re booking flights to capacity. Can we say flying in the face of social distancing!?!”
June 23, 2020 Tests&Pests “The slowing of COVID-19 testing is like delaying a termite inspection. Ignore at your peril, they’re still destroying your home.”
June 19, 2020 Chiller Theater “This theater ain’t mandating masks. Worst case? The hospital OR theater makes us wear ventilators.”
June 18, 2020 Logo Go-Go “Long-overdue for Aunt Pancake, Mrs. Syrup & Uncle B.’s logo retirement. Cream of Clueless is next – Followed by Miss C’s Banana basket & the ruffles too.”
June 17, 2020 Waiver Gravy “The mask & hand sanitizer help to protect me. The liability waiver protects them. Damned if I sign, damned if I don’t.”
June 16, 2020 Shlox Gnus “Host calls nation’s top disease expert the “medical deep state” — As the sun slowly sets in the west, Mona unfriended all who agreed.”
June 11, 2020 Rally Dally “Masks infringe on my right… to attend the biggest campaign petri dish this nation has ever seen.”