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“Not Toll House. I made stuck in the F &#%’ing House Cookies.”
“Once upon a time there was a very bad virus with no cure. We were months late with the mask thing, trust us on school re-opening.”
“Recalled toxic hand sanitizer. Recalled toxic lettuce. Recalled toxic tweets. Doreen’s so-over toxic relationships.”
“The ghost of educators past returns with school re-opening advice: “Show your work. Where’s your national plan on anything?”
“Hired someone to take his SATs? No wonder he hates testing, who can afford it?”
“National Fried Chicken Day? Hoax. Fake News. Created by the governors, the media, the W.H.O, the….”
“Noise cancelling headphones for the fireworks & Schlox News spin.”
“Here a hoax, there a hoax, everywhere another hoax-hoax? Talk to the hand, ‘cos this voter is over your shade.”
“When the E.U. bars U.S. travelers to Europe, the Map of Europe 850 Piece Jigsaw travels to you.”
“Briefed on pandemic. Briefed on this. Wake up and smell the baloney & the borscht.”
