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“When this old world starts getting you down; Signs you need to take the ‘news’ out of ‘newsfeed'”
“Lyin’ Cheatin’ & Tweetin’ won’t change my result, I’m a voter in the Grand-Old-Cult… La-la-la, na-na-na, doo-doo-doo’s.”
“Whisking away again in Margaritaville… Oh look, another indictment.”
“Boycott Goodyear ’cause they ain’t allowed to wear this hat? We’re unemployed with no healthcare…So not buyin’ nuthin American is genius.”
“When you label hardworking, taxpaying, solid citizens the radical left… It is what it is, you’ve lost our vote.”
“Having a wonderful time? Look, it’s from everyone we know…acting like the pandemic is over.”
“Hell hath no fury like women voters.”
“Exhibits a positive outlook in the classroom. Difficulty staying on virus tasks, when having to teach core curriculum.”
“Investigating the utility companies after the storm? Hey, start working harder on the before part.”
“What will be available first? A vaccine or Clorox Wipes?”
