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“Fanny packs are back in style. Perfect for toting the antacid and pain reliever needed to cope with all this daily crazy.”
“These farm subsidies should help sow our wild votes.”
“Doreen thought her eyesight had improved, then realized it was another all-caps tweet.”
“The conservatives want burgers. The liberals want veggie burgers. The independents want to know the cost of this BBQ, and if you’re testing for doneness.”
“They shrunk the new 1040 tax form to postcard-size, then added six worksheets. Antacid and ibuprofen sold separately.”
“We would never ask anyone to leave. We require them to stay and hear the cook’s views on; politics, trade, immigration, and the media.”
“The airline gave us someone else’s luggage. Hope those centers have a better system for reuniting immigrant parents with their own children.”
“US is pulling out of that UN Human Rights Council. They’re running things like an exclusive golf course; wealthy in charge, no public access.”
“They’re separating children from parents, and not separating church from state. Zero – tolerance must mean no patience for humanity.”
“If the Clean Water Rule is repealed – it’s a gift for corporate polluters. Glad we don’t live in a stream, river or ocean – because then we’d really be in trouble.”
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