“117 women winning office isn’t a shock to other women. We’re ultimate multi-taskers; negotiating on conference calls, while swiftly navigating school drop-off lines.”
“Medicare, prescription drug prices, health insurance, social security; Listen Betty, either these candidates get busy – or we’re off the casino bus and onto the campaign bus.”
“Rusty, you’ve had vast dealings with the U.S. Postal Service; barking, begging, leash pulling… Trying to get your read on the proposed stamp price hike.”