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“Shutting down the government for border security? Guess it’s his way or the deteriorating highway.”
“When your cubemate also declines the chief of staff job.”
“Claims Department, can I help? Sorry, False Statement headquarters is in Washington. Hope someone can help us all.”
“Remember when folks got a watch after years of service? This administration exits them in weeks & months. Wonder if they get an egg timer?”
“A National Day of Mourning & remembrance… of the qualities that should matter for the next U.S. presidential election.”
“I’m not sending holiday cards. Decided to just post messages of good-will, civility, and please stop tweeting baloney.”
“Doesn’t believe the climate change report. How about the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?”
“My million dollar checks were good enough to fund Super Pacs – but she got the Presidential Medal of Freedom?” Hmph!“
“The west is burning. Icy in the east. Extremely blustery north to south. That’s our level of discourse report; coming up next, the weather.”
“We’ve lost everything including our phones. Upside? We can’t see his hurtful California wildfire tweets.”
