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“Between the devastating tariffs and flooding; Losing our farm is real. Climate change is real. No more voting for fakers.”
“Rusty, as a top social media influencer – getting into driving school was all you.”
“You detest the Hollywood elite; but how many undeserving, well heeled dimwits have we helped get into prestigious universities?”
“We’re proud you’ve been accepted to truck driving school. Hope there’s no elite academic cheaters to worry about.”
“The House Judiciary wants the walking papers, I mean documents.”
“WikiLeaks email dump & suppressed SAT scores in the same testimony… Holy personal checks & balances, Batman!
“What tax cuts? Our state was blue, no refund for you.”
“Just when you Marie Kondo’d my Bernie 2016 tees, hat, and banner… He announces a 2020 run.”
“Shutting down the government, and now declaring a National Emergency for border wall billions. What in the Sam Hill is going on? We’ll hold. ”
“They may have scrapped NYC- but our condo always feels like Amazon headquarters.”
