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“Don’t be a turkey! Nobody wants COVID leftovers this year.” Aunt Betty, Apartment 5C
“The emojis prep for election results.”
“Get your 2020 template on.”
“Oh nothing, just out for a power meltdown.”
“Covid-Ballooning-Again-Bouquet.”
“Sorry, but we no longer provide face-to-face.”
“Let me tell you something, Mister. We had our virus aha moment back in March.”
“Well I’m not a registered voter. But I am registered with the AKC.”
“I’ve voted red, I’ve voted blue, and hardworking taxpayers are over fake you.”
“Once upon a time, there was a real-estate go-getter who tried to wreck western civilization… Stop me if you’ve heard this one.”
