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“Swapping the walk-out patio for a walk-in storm shelter.
“Severe Alabama Slammer targeting all U.S. ovaries; Flash floods of women unite to fight this forecast.”
“Didn’t the DNC learn anything from 2016? When Fox News invites you to their town hall – Just Bring It.”
“Honey, I know it’s not personal. But when Big Pharma raises lifesaving drug prices, you’re here meeting someone for coffee.”
“Executive Privilege? Guess the Checks & Balances Rest Stop is closed.”
“Another year, another Equal Pay Day plea. Maybe more men need to go part-time and stay home with the kiddos.”
“Get avocado toast while you can. If he closes the border, then go with the tuna-melt.”
“Stop checking your phone. Get the hell out of your comfort zone. Enough with the safe spaces crap. Start coping instead of whining.”
“Without Obamacare? Our health insurance becomes vitamins and vodka.”
“Green New Deal isn’t your groove? But supercharged hurricanes, extreme tornadoes, increased droughts, fires, flooding -isn’t radical, it’s real.”
