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“Fox News poll sucks? Reminds me of when you ripped into the PTA.”
“10,000 tweets a day is exhausting everyone.”
“No job. No insurance. No healthcare. No problem. Free Fox News & peanuts at the bar.”
“Conflict can give way to growth. Concentrate on what you can change in your marriage and partisan news channel.”
“Looks like they switched out the Happy Hour Menu with the Whistleblower Complaint.”
“Thinking of that Twilight Zone episode with the line – ‘It’s a cookbook!’ Well, ‘It’s a summary!’ “
“Describe a challenge or conflict you’ve faced and how you dealt with it… Like your 15 minutes working in the White House.”
“Rusty, it’s schlocky movie night. Fox News, CNN, and that 24/7 shopping channel just leads to growling, howling, and begging.”
“Zero federal infrastructure fixes, zero health care plans, zero gun control, zero environmental efforts. The zeros are really adding up.”
“The economic experts all see recession warning signs – except Larry. Hello, Larry! Put your bond market glasses on.”