January 17, 2020 Hoaxster “Call you later. Have to grab another pants on fire tweet from you know who.”
January 6, 2020 Not OK, Tweeter “Rising Costs in 2020: Oil prices, Health insurance, Prescription Drugs, Food, Cable & Streaming… Guess your tweets are sufficient notice we’re gonna be broke.”
November 19, 2019 Panda Empire “Bei-Bei ‘s waving goodbye to Washington. What did the Panda know, and when did he know it?”
November 15, 2019 Tournament of Champs “Live-tweeting at the witness while the world watches. I’ll take ‘Real News for a $1000, Alex’.”
November 13, 2019 Read’em & Bleep “A transcript is a verbatim record. They released a summary. Like if HR read your version of college-versus official grades from the Registrar’s Office.”
October 14, 2019 Recipe for Disaster “Turkey smothered in Russian dressing with Syrian bread? Looks like this diner is under new management.”
October 11, 2019 Believe Me “Stop stressing and go to sleep. There’ll be plenty more political shenanigans and astounding gall tomorrow.”