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“Employers avoid hiring folks over 50, and Washington loves politicians over 70. Go figure!”
“When wine prices drop in an election year- we’re gonna need a nation of designated voters.”
“Some states are red, some states are blue, once I have your vote, good-luck to you.”
“A cruise is too risky. May I suggest a self-imposed quarantine, with sliding-meal delivery.”
“The daily bloating, pain, & emboldened intolerance is giving taxpaying voters a headache.”
“The longest distance between voters? Chaotic caucus in the morning, SOTU at night.”
“No votes for a shadow. Early spring.”
“They folded, no witnesses. But we’re staying this way until election day.”
“It’s all fun and games until someone yells, ‘BINGO!’ – Then they’re a ‘tool for the left.'”
“Democracy Fidget Spinners – Flip’em or Trade’em.”
