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“Changing my mantra to: Guidance, Governance, Direction… Like a unified pandemic PSA.”
“Bunch-O-Bad-Bouquet.”
“We now have to work from home. The kid’s college cancelled classes. They’re closing buffets in Las Vegas. Thankfully Mercury is out of retrograde.”
“I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
“Another Fed rate cut. Trained economists or Magic Eight Ball? Reply hazy, try again.”
“Nothing special. Just socially distancing myself from the general population. You?”
“Ms. Davenport, we’re here to listen and address all your critical pandemic questions. And yes, hazmat is a valid Scrabble word.”
“a)Rally Rose b)Blame ’em Blossom c)Hoax & Dreams d)Tangerine Tweet “
“My mask isn’t to prevent coronavirus… Muffling my reaction to this crew firing the U.S. pandemic response team to save $$.”
“First rule of Debate Fight Club? It’s a Debate, not Fight Club.”
