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“Bunch-O-Bad-Bouquet.”
“We now have to work from home. The kid’s college cancelled classes. They’re closing buffets in Las Vegas. Thankfully Mercury is out of retrograde.”
“I switched it from the Mermaid theme to a Make-Your-Own-Hand-Sanitizer party.”
“Another Fed rate cut. Trained economists or Magic Eight Ball? Reply hazy, try again.”
“Nothing special. Just socially distancing myself from the general population. You?”
“Ms. Davenport, we’re here to listen and address all your critical pandemic questions. And yes, hazmat is a valid Scrabble word.”