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“Remember when you said you’re turning off their news? Whelp, he’s not having it.”
“Same dream about not studying for the exam.Then Oprah gave the entire audience ventilators.”
“Happy World Health Day to you too.”
“Like a Day at the Fair without the corn dogs.”
“Missing your Gameday experience? For $12.95 I’ll microwave one hot-dog and toss you a beer.”
“A game in which players from each state engage with a middleman. Then bid against each other for needed supplies. Good luck!”
“Cousin Sheila discovers TikTok. Sharing daily oatmeal topping tips and crisis management.”
“Why watch ‘The Twilight Zone’ marathon? We’re currently living in it.”
“New Lucky State Lottery – Win abundant & functioning medical supplies.”
“Our state is struggling for medical supplies. Shoulda, woulda, coulda retired to Florida.”
