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“Don’t Try These @ Home: Maraschino-Cherry-germicide. Vapo-Rub-Jello-Shots. Poison-Ivy Yoga. Bleach Straws.”
“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
“Surf’s Up Stay-At-Home Suckers!”
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“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
