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“Don’t Try These @ Home: Maraschino-Cherry-germicide. Vapo-Rub-Jello-Shots. Poison-Ivy Yoga. Bleach Straws.”
“Best way to celebrate Earth Day? Blast off to smarter planets.”
“Clean,wash,scrub,mop,scour,disinfect. Welcome to, All My Surfaces.”
“Voting red or voting blue, this crisis should unite like glue. Insult to injury, daily and unending. ‘Scuse Me! Blue taxpayers contribute to the funding.”
“This ghastly stay at home order is infringing on our rights. Time to reopen our country… club!”
“Surf’s Up Stay-At-Home Suckers!”
“Dr. Oz , Dr. Phil, Dr. Seuss or Dr. Scholl? Humor & foot relief for the win.”
“Retired from a long medical career, Aunt Millie dusts off her scarf & white board to authorize testing before re-opening.”
“Yeast for baking is sold out. Last month it was toilet paper. What’s your over-under for next month?”
“This month’s book-club selection switched out Frankenstein for the Constitution.”
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