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“OK, Fluffy, the stare at nothing schtick is getting old.
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep. My week is wall to wall.”
“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Puppy Bowl contender.”
“It says Spray & Wash. We sprayed, they washed.”
“These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what we’ll do.”
“After years spent scrolling kids and grandkids’ photos… Pet Parents Unite!
“Dog Anxiety Chews?!? My fireworks coping skills involve hot-dogs and a bus ticket to Toronto.”
“Same dry kibble, different day.”
“They got on our nerves 24/7 working from home. Now it’s 24/7 surveillance from home.”
“May the luck of the Irish Setter be with you.”
