June 3, 2024 Dog Food Critic “No fillers. No preservatives. Sheesh! What I wouldn’t give for any crap off the sidewalk.”
April 25, 2024 Two Dog Night “It wasn’t the barking. It was Milo’s maniacal need to always be right.”
March 24, 2024 Do Tell “I have tons more pictures of my dog than my family. Why? Because Otto is a good listener.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
October 13, 2023 Food for Thought “Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
August 4, 2023 Meat over Matter “They’re on this whole pet parents’ kick. We’re not dogs; we’re fur babies. I’m like, whatever, share the burgers.”
July 13, 2023 Canine Teeth “Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
