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“No fillers. No preservatives. Sheesh! What I wouldn’t give for any crap off the sidewalk.”
“It wasn’t the barking. It was Milo’s maniacal need to always be right.”
“I have tons more pictures of my dog than my family. Why? Because Otto is a good listener.”
“May the luck of the Irish Wolfhound be with you.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep. My week is wall-to-wall.”
“Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
“Fluffball is a trained diet attack dog. You take one bite, and all hell’s breaking loose.”
“They’re on this whole pet parents’ kick. We’re not dogs; we’re fur babies. I’m like, whatever, share the burgers.”
“Listen, Sheila, Rusty, and I tolerate the toothbrushing, but you wanna floss? Start with yourself.”
“OK, Milo- enough with the surprises.”
