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“Checkers wants his chair back.”
“I hate the washing machine. It’s going to take at least three weeks to get our stink back into the toys.”
“OK, Kiki – Whether you did it or not, you’re going to be blamed for it.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Drop it. Drop it. Remember, I’m an aggressive chewer.”
“They’re phasing out mandates for kids’ vaccinations… But, we’re still required to get our rabies.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep – a full hour earlier. Works for me.”
“I’m taking this year off. It’s the cat’s turn to wear a dopey costume.”
“I hate when the kids go back to school. No crumbs on the floor until after 3 PM.”
“I feel so defeated when they insist on cleaning our toys.”
“Checkers wants his chair back.” 
