October 9, 2025 Know the Signs “I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
October 19, 2023 Hallo-Weiner “Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
September 30, 2022 Aggressive Breed “Phyllis, did you just state the cat ordered my Halloween costume?”
September 14, 2022 Pet Plan “No, you can’t. Even with pet insurance, they still get to pick the vet.”
