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“I’m taking this year off. It’s the cat’s turn to wear a dopey costume.”
“The dog hates them. But Milo seems conflicted about the fireworks.”
“Call the plumber, it’s not clumping.”
“Milo is coming between us. The question is, whose going?”
“Phyllis, I can’t speak for the cat, but I’ll pee on any costume you force me into.”
“You may be a crazy cat-lady, but we’re not crazy people-cats.”
“Phyllis, did you just state the cat ordered my Halloween costume?”
“No, you can’t. Even with pet insurance, they still get to pick the vet.”
“Three litter boxes, wall-to-wall carpeting, and good faucets are must-haves.”
“OK, Fluffy, the stare at nothing schtick is getting old.
