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“Boycott Goodyear ’cause they ain’t allowed to wear this hat? We’re unemployed with no healthcare…So not buyin’ nuthin American is genius.”
“Long-overdue for Aunt Pancake, Mrs. Syrup & Uncle B.’s logo retirement. Cream of Clueless is next – Followed by Miss C’s Banana basket & the ruffles too.”
“I’m one of the 26 million who have tried to file for unemployment. Getting disconnected is my new career.”
“Paranormal Caught At Home: Channeling office furniture from your past work life.”
“Old-school COBOL programmers needed now! Aging Coders to the unemployment claims rescue… Hello?”
“I’m in full crisis management here — Just ran out of poop bags.”
“Your side hustle as an Instagram pet influencer is at odds with our ‘Big Eight’ accounting firm culture.”
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