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“When Maxine learned lipstick has a melting point of 130 degrees Fahrenheit, she finally believed in the global climate crisis.”
“I’m so over which under-eye concealer is best.”
“Disneyland? We’re going to the lipstick counter!”
“Masks reduce spread… and the need for lipstick, concealer, and unsightly facial hair removal.”
“Give me a comfy push-down bra, and let my granny panty freak flag fly.”
“Harmless on land, when armed with aquatic dumbbells and a noodle – Sheila was chlorinated chaos.”
