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“Who knew three years ago we’d be living in the burbs? All you can eat seeds, swimming pools, and our cubs love the swing-sets.”
“Happy Go Lucky and Eager To Please – Wally’s cousin believes he’ll excel at being an emotional support alligator.”
“Goldfish crackers recalled during Shark Week… Talk about hazardous species.”
“I am not lactose intolerant. I totally appreciate you.”
“It’s National Fried Chicken Day – Don’t tag us on Facebook.”
“This administration wants to lift the ban on bear baiting for hunters. Bacon should be used to lure voters to the polls, not ambush us in our dens.”
