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“No, you can’t. Even with pet insurance, they still get to pick the vet.”
“Rarely snappy, Gary decides to become an emotional support alligator.”
“You can’t get a reservation at a feeder! First, it was the squirrels, and now it’s the bears.”
“The groundhog saw his score, six more weeks of Wordle.”
“No problem owning our methane gasses, as long as Farmer Jones owns his chili lunch contribution.”
“Groundhogs across the nation call it in.”
“They moved the finish line from a park to a processing plant. At the light, run like hell.”
“Bei-Bei ‘s waving goodbye to Washington. What did the Panda know, and when did he know it?”
“Fed’s cut rates = Bear Market on Wall Street. Fed’s cut wildlife protections? Bear & Endangered Species Market in nature.”
“With gators spotted in Chicago, Connecticut, and on meth in Tennessee… Wally gets some steps in the Bronx.”
