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“Sorry, Rocky, it’s 2:15, and no, I don’t carry money or almonds.”
“When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”
“Come on, Sheila – it’s so much easier to order five pizzas.”
“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”
“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”
“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“I’m tired of their constant clucking with no solutions. That’s my beef. OMG – I said the ‘B’ word.”
“The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”
“My kids are all grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
