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“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”
“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”
“I’m tired of their constant clucking with no solutions. That’s my beef. OMG – I said the ‘B’ word.”
“The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”
“My kids are all grown. I’m buying it for the squirrels.”
“The virtual reality series, Hydrants of the World – took their mind off the fireworks.”
“I don’t think he has rabies, but he does want to trade an acorn for my water bottle.”
“Girl, stop apologizing for the egg prices… Peck those suppliers, OK?”
“The groundhog phones it in… Six more weeks in Aruba.”
“Stop saying you’re overstuffed! I told you to order the XXL racing tee.”
