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“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I’m so over which under-eye concealer is best.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“No grandchildren photos. No medical tales. No adult kid bragging. Go!”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“Landline old is a thing.”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
“I have involuntarily arrived at the comfort shoe, giant sun hat, daily crossword stage of life.”
