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“We don’t care about the Grammys. We’re not old; we’re selectively not current.”
“Ugh, I’m over it. Instead of texting Happy New Year, let’s throw our phones out the window.”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“When you wake up at 2:15, go pee at 2:16, then stay up aggravating over stuff from 2017.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I’m so over which under-eye concealer is best.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“No grandchildren photos. No medical tales. No adult kid bragging. Go!”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
