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“When you wake up at 2:15, go pee at 2:16, then stay up aggravating over stuff from 2017.”
“We’re fabulously flabby, gabby, and seldom crabby.”
“I’m so over which under-eye concealer is best.”
“Teen anxiety? We coped with old school adolescence: acne, braces, glasses, and a job after school.
“No grandchildren photos. No medical tales. No adult kid bragging. Go!”
“Now that you’ve organized your laundry room, what’s left of your life’s work?”
“The kids aren’t interested in taking our antique furniture, I know, right?”
“Doctor. Dentist. Plumber. Oil change. Our lives are full.”
“Landline old is a thing.”
“The garbage was picked-up. Recycling later. Looks like a wall-to-wall week.”
