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“Does getting up a few times a night to tinkle count towards my daily 10,000 steps?”
“At this age, I don’t care about fashion trends, social crap, and having to explain myself… But where we go to lunch matters.”
“We’re aging in place right now at this kitchen counter.”
“Coffee, phone, flip-flops… I told you I’m an uncomplicated person.”
“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“It’s not about the running; it’s the collaborative complaining about aches and pains.”
“Some Golden Years! We’ve gone from big family to Big Pharma.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Whelp, I don’t give a flying flip if we’re saggin’, draggin’, or jigglin’… Who’s with me?”
“After the Easter Bunny turned fifty, there was no more hippity hoppity down the trail.”
