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“Oh, we’ve got skills… Old enough to read cursive and be on social media.”
“It’s not about the running; it’s the collaborative complaining about aches and pains.”
“Some Golden Years! We’ve gone from big family to Big Pharma.”
“Every time Gerry cries, I order a holiday gift.”
“Whelp, I don’t give a flying flip if we’re saggin’, draggin’, or jigglin’… Who’s with me?”
“After the Easter Bunny turned fifty, there was no more hippity hoppity down the trail.”
“We don’t care about the Grammys. We’re not old; we’re selectively not current.”
“Ugh, I’m over it. Instead of texting Happy New Year, let’s throw our phones out the window.”
“Embracing the gray, the eye bags, and the donut… Enjoying some sprinkles with my wrinkles.”
“When you wake up at 2:15, go pee at 2:16, then stay up aggravating over stuff from 2017.”
