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“A hundred and thirty-five bucks later, y’all better grow!”
“Who needs to go into space? Here, we’ve got 25 pickleball courts!”
“Look, I’m just doing my part to help lower your cholesterol.”
“Ask me about my junk drawer.”
“This year I’m only doing plastic eggs, and those marshmallow things that look like you.”
“Promoting flakes and flax as an ill-informed know-it-all, Sheila aspires to be a full-time cold cereal influencer.”
“I’m on a news diet. Cottage cheese and no baloney.”
“I swiffed all the wine glasses. Spring cleaning is officially over.”
“Hold that breaking news, let me turn your attention to my loaf pan collection.”
“Pee.Poop.Eat.Sleep – a full hour earlier. Works for me.”
