Achieve It

“Same New Year’s resolutions as last year: eat better, sleep better, and minimize clutter by throwing out all the leftover holiday cake and cookies.” 

What a Crock

“It’s slow cooker season. From now until April, everything, and I mean everything, is coming out of this one pot. Any questions?”

Now & Later

“I’ve eaten so much since Thursday, so I’m only doing salad and maybe a few crescent rolls, a little stuffing, and pie.”