September 18, 2024 Hard to Fold “I’ll tell you why. Fitted sheets have stretchy, rounded edges… just like me.”
September 16, 2024 Pecking Order “I’m tired of their constant clucking with no solutions. That’s my beef. OMG – I said the ‘B’ word.”
September 9, 2024 ‘Tis the Season “Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
September 3, 2024 Dog Day Afternoon “I hate when the kids go back to school. No crumbs on the floor until after 3 PM.”
August 30, 2024 Very Demure “Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day… and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”