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Doesn’t Give a Shed

Devon Wickens — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 15:54:13 +0000

“Go ahead, stare into space like I’m not even here.”

Devon Wickens — Thu, 15 Jan 2026 18:17:56 +0000

“Sorry, Rocky, it’s 2:15, and no, I don’t carry money or almonds.”

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Devon Wickens — Tue, 09 Dec 2025 15:47:51 +0000

“When you’re freezing, and someone sends you a GIF of a Penguin in a bikini.”

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Devon Wickens — Thu, 20 Nov 2025 14:28:36 +0000

“Come on, Sheila – it’s so much easier to order five pizzas.”

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Devon Wickens — Thu, 09 Oct 2025 19:57:28 +0000

“I don’t give a fig, I’m going to spray it. You’re too obsessed with Lambie.”

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Devon Wickens — Wed, 01 Oct 2025 21:56:18 +0000

“Rollo is outed for gorging on extra pepperoni during Fat Bear Week.”

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Devon Wickens — Thu, 06 Feb 2025 14:46:13 +0000

“Grade A, my rump! Egg prices are sky-high, and they’re paying us chicken feed.”

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Devon Wickens — Sat, 01 Feb 2025 00:46:41 +0000

“The groundhog announces six more weeks of posting his Wordle scores.”

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Devon Wickens — Mon, 16 Sep 2024 15:03:49 +0000

“I’m tired of their constant clucking with no solutions. That’s my beef. OMG – I said the ‘B’ word.”

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Devon Wickens — Thu, 01 Feb 2024 17:03:04 +0000

“The groundhogs predict six more weeks of number-one ratings for their podcast.”

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